Greg Heffley is the main character. In this book Greg tells his mom to buy him a journal but his mom gets the wrong idea and bought him a journal with the name DIARY on it. Then he talks about the morons he sits by and says that he just sits between a bunch of hot girls now. Then he talks about the cheese touch and the only way you can't get it is by crossing your fingers. Next his brother wakes him up at three o'clock in the morning and says he slept through the whole summer. So he got ready and went down stairs to eat some ceareal. Then his dad comes and and says "WHAT ARE YOU DONG AT THREE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!" That is not the whole book but thats just some basic parts of the book. This book for you if you like graphic novel books!