Suzie says, ''Do you have your line memorized for the nutrition play Calvin?'' And Calvin says, ''I'm still learning it. Being an onion is a diffucult role you know. what are you?'' Suzie says, ''I'm fat'' Calvin says, ''No I mean in the play.'' Being an onion isn't hard. You just stand there. That quote is on page 43. But you'll have to work to it. I reccomend this book to funny people who like tigers, and crazy kids.